My Face is Salty

Yes, you read that right.  I've got a salty face!  You probably wouldn't notice it if you saw me, but I can feel it.  Yes, I hear you saying, "Just go wash your face already!  It won't be salty any more."  But that means I've got to bust out my bag, get my face soap, get my exfoliating scrub, bring my moisturizer, etc.  Three words: too much work.  I'll just have to live with my salty face for a bit longer!